Posted 5 days ago

styleswanky:

i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy

Posted 5 days ago

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

Posted 5 days ago

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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Posted 5 days ago
itstimetosmilee:

nosek1sses:

LOL

STILL MY FAV GIF

itstimetosmilee:

nosek1sses:

LOL

STILL MY FAV GIF

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epic-humor:

raichurocks:

heyitsjanesdiary:


After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

This. This is powerful.

And it makes me feel sad 

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epic-humor:

raichurocks:

heyitsjanesdiary:


After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

This. This is powerful.

And it makes me feel sad 

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Posted 5 days ago

epic-humor:

overly attached fans

Posted 5 days ago

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

Posted 5 days ago

epic-humor:

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

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